incises:

people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough

but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself

quinn-fabgay:

Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?” 　

(via teenagelobot0my)

queenofteamplasma:

in my spanish class today a girl asked what the difference was between star wars and star trek. and then this kid stood up really fast and threw his stuff across the room and flipped his desk over and started yelling out of rage.

(via prettybrightblueeyes)

to infinity and beyonce

(Source: donkjonah, via wootia)

campaign to stop putting raisins in food 　

JOIN THE MOVEMENT

(Source: miaism, via wootia)

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

(Source: joceln, via wootia)

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(Source: westernkanye, via useendearments)